some very wise words got turned into a song: if ur homeless, js buy a house

if u dont have money to buy a house, sell your house

if ur homeless, js buy a house!
If you're blind, just see
If you have anxiety, just calm down
If you're having a heart attack, attack it back
If the operation has 50% of success, just do it twice
If you're choking, just breathe
If you have insomnia, just sleep
If you have Alzheimer's, just forget it
If you're dead, just come back to life